Korek Ka Jan

As promised here are some of the politically correct terms I've discovered from one of my trainings. I find them funny and scary.

1. A Criminal- unsavory character
2. A Crook- morally or ethically challenged
3. Abortion- Near-life experience
4. Bald- comb free or follicularly challenged (use in a sentence: My boyfriend is follicularly challenged)
5. Body Odor- nondiscretionary fragrance (use in a sentence: That foreigner has nondiscretionary fragrance)
6 Broken Down Automobile- mechanically challenged
7. BUM- Involuntary domiciled
8. Cannibalism- Intra-species dining (bwiset!)
9. Corpse- Metabolically challenged
10. Dead- persons living with entropy (the irony)
11. Dirty Old Man- sexually focused chronologically gifted individual
12. Drooling Drunk Idiot (wtf?!)- person on floor
13. Drowning- Aquatically challenged (Ikaw ba sasabihin mo pa ba yung Politically correct term kapag may nalulunod na?!)
14. Drug Addict- chemically challenged
15. Drunk- spacially perplexed
16. Earthquake- geological correction (wtf again?!)
17. Fail- achieve a deficiency (masakit siguro masabihan ng ganyan,hehehe)
18. Fat- people of mass or person of substance
19. Fictional/Mythological- ontologically challenged
20. Full of Crap- fecally plenary
21. Garbage man- sanitation engineer (sosyal)
22. Geek, Nerd, whatever- socially challenged
23. Hamburger- seared mutilated animal flesh (ayaw ko na kumain ng burger)
24. Having PMS- cyclically challenged (please forgive my mood, I'm cyclically challenged.Anu ba...)
25. Homeless- residentially flexible
26. Housewife- domestic engineer (use in a sentence: My Mom is a domestic engineer)
27. Hunter- Bambi butcher (remember Bambi?)
28. Ignorant- factually unencumbered or knowledge-based nonpossessor
29. Incompetent- specially skilled or differently qualified
30. Insult- emotional rape (use in a sentence: You raped me emotionally!)
31. Large Nose- nasally gifted
32. Lazy- motivationally deficient
33. Loser- second place...ayaw ko maging second placer...hahaha